The peep in the Philippines, Malolos to be exactamont, hold sumf called Hog Parade, a week-long food fest. Food fest? Yum. Errr NO! Here are 3 reasons why me, ZLEO, is not fully in love with these peep right now and their HOG PARADE:

1. they dress the pink beauts up in costumes such as Supergirl (let them off that one actch), CLOWNS(?!), popeye and even brides. Come on guys, we all know pigs only like to wear Lego Kickers

2. they ride them around in fast trolleys or sumf that has fast moving wheels that are likely to scare them

3. And then, post-fest (you prob guessed it), they have a HOG ROAST and eat them all up. Not so lucky as the 3 litt pigs BOOO

Ok, im not ignorant, i know these pigs get bred to eaten and ev but to scare the hell out the little trottheads before their fate is NOT EFFICAL and not funny. Look here Phil and Philicity; STOP WIV UR CRUELTY OR YOU WILL HAVE ZLEO TO ANSWER TO.

Much oinks

- Zleo xx

Hi Guyz!

I hope you feel very excited and honoured because C&Z are going to let you into a verrrry excluse sneak preve of one of our shoots for the first ish of RECOGNISE MAGAZINE (www.recognisemagazine.com)

We did it yesterday with one of our fave photographers Justino Esteves… but these sneaky snaps were just taken on our little iphones, so SORR for rubbs quality.

Anyway, it was a beauty products shoot and the theme was natural disasters…. so this is what we did !!!

we hope you likeeeee…. now we are about to do another shoot… one that we actch have be BE IN! NERVVV!!!

Enjoy the snowwwwww  x