Nev before has the wev report been so silll!!! Base, the wevman is being introduced as being verr knowledgehead (i fink the newsman is being a bit sark as well thou) which prompts mr wev man to do sumf that the whole naish on BBC wev saw yest…
We love the fact that Tom Shaf tries to cover up his ‘up yours’ by going in for the ‘im scratching my chinny chin chin guiiiize, prom!’ his eyes look like they’re gorra pop out his head. This made us larf so much we got verr dizz and tearful.
But Tomz Schafernak, we salute u and ur funnnn fing!
Apparre it only got 7 complaints? They were obv complaining cos the clip played too fast and they wanted to see shaf being shift for longer
Countryside trips are verr amaze when u work like abso bizheads like us. So off we took in a beaut pimphead Nissan Cube car kindly lent to us by pretty Gloria the Glorious besthead!!
Check out the vid to see the cluckin amaze locals, effical shoes and the comfness of Montagu Arms hotel, HI SUNHIL!!!!
Straight from Talk PR press day, we marched through the shopheads on Ox St to reach our next destination – which was originally going to be the Ascension press day but…- we caught a glimpse of the funness going on outside the River Isle party, our last stop of our scheduled night. Tempted by the glitz, glamour and possible glimpse of some celebheads (and of course C&Cs = cocktails and canapes), we got ourselves ticked off on the g.list and made our silly way inside. Flocks of pretty polished ladies and gents were walking around they like they’d just stepped out of an X Factor dressing room…and then there was us; In our hi-tops and, denim jacks and not so blow-dried hairstyles! oh well, nev mind!
After getting some snaps of Pixie and Alesha, we made our way to the bar…of sweets. yes, there was an actually sweetie bar: fried eggs, shrimps, white choc buttons with 100s and 1000s, strawbs and jelly beans – YUMMMMM HEADS!
Performance of the night prize goes the the amaze manc heads, Kid British. Look at the vid evidence, we adore them and their outfits. stylish boys singing, dancing and doing what they do best; absolute dream heads!
After random hugs, canape queries and plain silly talk to the waiters, we decided to go on a little hunt for fun. Downstairs proved to be the be ‘back of the bus’ cool hanging area. We met some abso loveheads including the Kid Brit boys who were more than happ to talk to us and put up with our silliness and trigger happy hands. Also, get this, we were so excited to hear that the band’s manager is called David Cameron….Prince! Nah, not real. he’s actch called David Cameron Pryde. He might not rule the conserv part of Britannia, but he deff rules the best band from Corrie Land (Manch) right now. Go Dave Cam, yayer!
The boys were SOooo nice, they invited us (well, we might have asked once or twice) to go see Mr Hudson at Shep Bush Empire after the Riv Isle part. FUNNNNNNN! This was absolute hilairness. Apart from when Mr Hud (my brother as we both have the same hair) stole my fur scarf. He thought he looked amaze in it, he looked OK and i didn;t mind a singer star wearing my scarf of course, its just when he said he would wear it for 10 mins and he disappeared for almost 12 mins! (FYI – scarf and zleo’s neck have now been re-united and currently receiving ‘missed-you’ therapy. We wish them well. )
we also met another little sweetheart called Andy, he is one of the Blue Peter trio and told us the new dog’s name….but sorrrrrrrr guys, we canny rememb it oooopshead! he was sooo nice and told us that the Defector’s Weld is the green room bar for BBCites….so those of you wanting to wing yer way into a media job, get flirting in the DW haha!
So, all round (apart from the rain) it was a bloomin amaaaaaaze night. lots of fun had, fank everyone!
And listen out for the talented Kid British on a radio near you. Check out their internetness: www.iamkidbritish.com
Items collected from the night: a pair of plastic specs, an RAC badge, sweets, almost a space raider wooly hat, polished up manc accents (ish), one-way ticket to Mr Hud party, taxi ride, some amaze pics, and an even amazer group of loverly friends
Love Music. Hate Racism.
Love Nights out. Hate Rain
Love canapes. Hate empty trays
HAPPY FRIDAY LOVERS!!!!! And if you’re ever in She Bu, raise a hi-five to the home of C&Z, the Stylistic Duo
Thanks to the boys for being soooo fun and silly…Adio, Sean, Simhead and James… also not forgetting Dom, Barry Bill, David Cameron PRINCE and ANdy ( Blue Peter) !! C&Z ♥ U X
OMG! We knew it had to happen sooner or later (heehee) C&Z hit TV screens alllll over the country this weekend!
And both of us MISSED it! stupe heads! It wasn’t until we got a few ‘just seen you on TV’ texts that we clicked… OOOH we didn’t magically get our own TV show and forget about it… it must have been that time we got stopped to talk about BEYONCE!! yup yups thats the one!! (thank god it wasn’t from the time we got stopped to talk about ’sex-ting’ now that’s a diff story)
so after unsuccessfully scouring 4OD for days AND checking trusty YouTube so we could share it with you guys we realised… we might never find that amaze footage… until… DUM DUM DUM!!! I saw it was repeated on 4MUSIC last night! WICK! all i had to do now was record it!! URMMMM…. on my iPhone, sorry guys, it’s all i HAD!!
so you can enjoy the visual delights of zleo busting out a head to head, side to side GOK WAN manoeuvre while cuki stands looking thoughtful and chews gum! YIPPEEE! also enjoy the excited squeaks and laughs that i could barely contain>> i was toooo excited hehe!!
if you turn it RIGHHHHTTT up you might get some sound… but then watch out for my HUGE laugh BOOOMING in at the end! I WARNNNNNEDDD YOUUUUU!!!
PSI. Personal Space Invaders. Personal Space Raiders. Crisps. Amazing band. Vod & Cran. Tambourines. Guitar on my feet. Water in my face.
Yeah, last night’s gig at Camden Enterprise was even more entertaining than finding out that Darren is the dad of Hev’s child on Eastenders.
Take a look at the pics for yourself. Come to the next one, they are verrr nice boys and would never wrap their jumper over your head and run off laughing.
eeeeeeek with the scariest day round the corn, we are all preparing for a bit of spooky hallowe’en trick or treatness….but we were deff not prepared for this little green STINK bug that found its naughty way onto Cuki’s desk just now.
ARRGGHH! So, as ‘Zleo’ rhymes a bit with ‘Hero’ (if said in a bit of a northern accent), i thought i had better step in and take action: I grabbed a glass, nudged the bug a bit and trapped it. Phew. With the help of a bit of clever googlehead, we found out it is from the STINK bug family – ergh yuck
Apparrr it emits some smelly pungent liquid with a rancid almond scent…..sick! I was eating almonds at the time, SQUAREY!
They eat these for brek in Vietnam, wanna try one? We stink not! He is now sitting on the intern desk nibbling on a bit of 49p a pack cracks.
We are going to be nice to him, as he hasn’t let out any bad smells…just yet. he can stay as Recognise’s green intern
well done harry head for the return of your silly show tv burp, it’s just amaze. Please everyone, SILENCE is all i ask of you when he comes on my tv, FANK. WE LOVE YOU MR TURN-TO-SIDE-WITH-SILLY-EXPRESSIONS-AND-MAKE-US-LAUGH HEAD!
We are really fila-ing this zippy clippy promoting Nick Love’s latest film THE FIRM. OUT AT CINEMAS NOW. We’ve seen it…it’s AMAZE espesh all the velour fila trackieeees and traineeees x
OMG, goosebump alert….we luckily got our crafty selves into the very exclusive and select gathering at Proud Galleries in Camden last night where the Rainforest Foundation were celebrating their 20 year anniversary.
WELL DONE TO ALL WHO SUPPORT IT and carry on to do so. Go visit the exhibition at Proud where 20 years of images show how amazing the rainforest and the people in it really are. Keep it this way and show your support: http://www.rainforestfoundationuk.org/
Sting and Trudie are absolute ledgeheads! Sting, mate, your singing blew us away. Message in a bottle…..WOW, we are still pinching ourselves…
Thanks to the Proud peeps (Natalia, we owe you a spesh thanks pet)
xxx
ACTUAL FOOTAGE FROM OUR VERY OWN LITTLE CAMERAS!! FRONT ROW ACTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY CUKI AND ZLEO X
