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That Al-do

admin — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 10:32:10 +0000

Mass shoe sale in Cam High St Aldo store. Want a pair of stud stilett for less than twent paand? get ur purse and shoe strings down to the store and leave verr well-heeled.

It’s Fried Day, so time to start get saucy in sexhead heels.

*Click Click* of the heels… and in a poof, I am there buying the suede wedges for £17. Yum yum in my fash hungry tum.

Zleo xx

£15 and they have low and low of size right now….but hurr cos they will be gone verr quick

Come rain or shine, we love Tom Shaf!

admin — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:38:35 +0000

Nev before has the wev report been so silll!!! Base, the wevman is being introduced as being verr knowledgehead (i fink the newsman is being a bit sark as well thou) which prompts mr wev man to do sumf that the whole naish on BBC wev saw yest…

We love the fact that Tom Shaf tries to cover up his ‘up yours’ by going in for the ‘im scratching my chinny chin chin guiiiize, prom!’ his eyes look like they’re gorra pop out his head. This made us larf so much we got verr dizz and tearful.

But Tomz Schafernak, we salute u and ur funnnn fing!

Apparre it only got 7 complaints? They were obv complaining cos the clip played too fast and they wanted to see shaf being shift for longer

- C&Z

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guess who?

admin — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 09:32:40 +0000

have a look at who we got our stylistic fingers on last week….

can you guess who it is?

more pictures COMING SOON

i need your productsheon

admin — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 14:45:13 +0000

“eye ee eye ee eye, i am your butterfly, i need your productsheon, i need your productsheon”

are you finkin ‘what????’ these are the lyrics to a verr spesh song “Enter the Ninja” by Cape Town trio “Die Antwoord” – a medley of 3 verr int looking peep. if you don’t know by now, you should deff ‘google images’ them, deff not a disappointment to the monday afternoon tired eyes.

But before you do such a thing, u must check out their music vid (below.), it is prob the funniest thing ev (apart from ricky g, harry hill and crashing electric review bikes at work) we don’t actch have that many words for this cos it speaks for itself. oh, apart from: “small man.” what a litt ledge.

-C&Z x

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THIS IS TROT ACCEPTABLE

admin — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 10:16:17 +0000

The peep in the Philippines, Malolos to be exactamont, hold sumf called Hog Parade, a week-long food fest. Food fest? Yum. Errr NO! Here are 3 reasons why me, ZLEO, is not fully in love with these peep right now and their HOG PARADE:

1. they dress the pink beauts up in costumes such as Supergirl (let them off that one actch), CLOWNS(?!), popeye and even brides. Come on guys, we all know pigs only like to wear Lego Kickers

2. they ride them around in fast trolleys or sumf that has fast moving wheels that are likely to scare them

3. And then, post-fest (you prob guessed it), they have a HOG ROAST and eat them all up. Not so lucky as the 3 litt pigs BOOO

Ok, im not ignorant, i know these pigs get bred to eaten and ev but to scare the hell out the little trottheads before their fate is NOT EFFICAL and not funny. Look here Phil and Philicity; STOP WIV UR CRUELTY OR YOU WILL HAVE ZLEO TO ANSWER TO.

Much oinks

- Zleo xx

CA-NOODLING WITH THE “STARS”

admin — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 14:57:56 +0000

Cuki and Zleo feel a bit hang today but we are not complaining as we had the mostest fun ev last night at the launch of Pot Noodle’s newest flave: Numb 7 - Sticky Rib

Fank to danny boy from Cake Group PR, who was kind enuf to allow us to run riot at the launch in Soho at the Arts Theatre on Frith St.

We love a bit of pot nood actionhead in our mowfs and upon hearing that there was a part to celebrate the newest noods on the lunchtime menu, we just had to be there to raise a glass or nine. And with Cuki’s real name (Zuki) meaning noodles, and mine (zleo aka Cleo) meaning pot (not), we just had to go; it would’ve been roodle not to.

Fank to the free bar, we got ourselves a lit bit tips, tips enuf to pull a blinder out of the karaoke bag; Push It. “Tonight Danny, we are going to be *lots of smoke and sparkly ITV lighting* Salt & Pepp…” and we sang, and sang….and kind of sang and then laughed and the got saved by a nice boy in a nice blue teesh. FANK BLUE TEESH BOY! We didn’t win but we did our best, prom.

We also met some right stunners also celebrating the birth of Stick Rib:

prettyblondehead Ashleigh (formerly of Grazia mag);

then the barman who kindly gave us drink meshheads big enuf to make a ruler cry;

Monica of the Cheeky Girls in the loos,

Nikki Graeme sporting a big blonde plait-but whooooo is sheeeeeeeee???;

Ria who sang like an ange – are you Tom Jones’ daughter?;

Bradders of S Club Sev and last but not at all least,

TWONY CHRISTIE. Is this the way to amarillo? dunno Christie, is it?

the night shortly ended when the free bar closed. Obv.

Fank again Danny, we are eating our noods for lunch. YUM YUM YUM….oops, dribbed a bit of P.N juice on the keyboard.

- C & Z xx

CUKI AND ZLEO GIVE YOU A SIGN

admin — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 16:21:10 +0000

We kept this one a bit more of a seek, only cos we don’t like to make our fans travel too far from the comf of their computer desks and away from their beloved blog reading.

but it sure was a day to rememb at the regent st dept store All-about-us-ridges; lots of papps, a handful of friends and a new number 1 fan!…see if you can spot him: clue-he is wearing a Hayemaker tee

Thanks to Karina Lidia for her amaze photography too

- C&Z x

The Mighty Bush Party!

admin — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:29:05 +0000

WEST ROCKS;

best frocks;

hot jocks;

curly locks (soph);

no socks;
if u don’t come, you’ll get chick pocks.

come party in the mighty shep booosh this fri 30th (6pm-3am) at Shep Bush Bar where Miss Tarzan is offering a jungle of DJs, drinks and damn loadsa fit people to party with.

entry (£4) is less than a trip to the cin, and if you arrive before 8, you get in FREE!

for these spesh offers, put your name on the g.list by emailing the T Lady herself at: westrocksguestlist@gmail.com

The venue is litch 3 min walk from Shep Bush underground staish (on the central line) and yes, this IS in heels dollyheads…I (Zleo) live next door and have done the walk a lorra times b4, so nuff to worr about.

Be there, or be bore. Can’t wait pickles!

C & Z xx

We wish he was OURS

admin — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:18:59 +0000

Probs a bit bett than Jase Mrazhead, sorr but if he gets bigger than you Jase, you can always pursue your avocado farm. mabes make an avocard band…avoband? and then when they (avocards) get eaten, they will be called the Stones…you could roll them down a hill and name them…..haha. We’re stupe.

So back to cute little guitar kid, AMAZE. We love the moves that your tongue does, hilair.

- C&Z

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David Haye Signs On

admin — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 15:47:48 +0000

Mr Hayehead and his brand new title HAYEMAKER MAG made a rarver spesh appearhead at Selfridges on Sat to say awite to his fighting fans and not forgetting a handful of sexy ladies wanting to get their eyes on the muscle machine.

The WHSmiff store was covered in the 192 page glossy bookazine – (’bookawhat’ I hear you cry; a bookazine is a book and magazine hybrid. it isn’t confused, it is just spesh enough to be classed as a book as it is timeless but takes the format of a magazine. make sense?) A flock of punchy fans packed out the dept store to see World Champ Heavyweight bloggers Cuki and Zleo…ha joke, David Haye.

The bookazine is available to buy in nearly ev WHSmiffs in the UK at £9.99. Deff a coff tabe must-have. Also check out www.hayemakermagazine.com and grab a copy online. There’s lots of fun interviews (Rio Ferd, Lin Christ, Amir Khan, Ciprianihead etc etc) to read and hialir pics of David wearing heels and doing naughty silly stuff with scantily clad laideeeez. Obv you need this in your life.

Were you there? If yes, fank. If not, fank off. Don’t cry if you didn’t make it cos we will be doing another one soon but that is all hush hush right now.

p.s.

Why does milk love going to department stores?

Cos they Selfridges

hahahahahahahahahaha

- C&Z x